THIS IS A TOAST……TO US….FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know you are really pretty.
If you break the chain, you’ll have ugliness for 10 years.
So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty
Wednesday, 12 September 2007
You’re the Peanut to my Butter.
you’re the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,
you’re the STAR to my BURST,
you’re the M to my M,
you’re the POP to my TART,
you’re the MILKY to my WAY,
you’re the FRUIT to my LOOP,
you’re the MILK to my DUDS,
you’re the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
you’re the ICE to my CREAM,
you’re the GHETTO to my BOOTY,
but mostly….
you’re the BEST TO MY FRIEND
SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME IF YOU LOVE ME)
you’re the STAR to my BURST,
you’re the M to my M,
you’re the POP to my TART,
you’re the MILKY to my WAY,
you’re the FRUIT to my LOOP,
you’re the MILK to my DUDS,
you’re the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
you’re the ICE to my CREAM,
you’re the GHETTO to my BOOTY,
but mostly….
you’re the BEST TO MY FRIEND
SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME IF YOU LOVE ME)
Love your Homies Day
I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!…Today is love your homies day. Send this to all your homies and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then your LOVED!
We are homies
I got your back
You got mine,
I’ll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn’t matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
Needs a mend
I’ll be right there
Till the end
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don’t worry
Let go of your fears
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We’ll be homies
Till the end!!!!
show your homies how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a true homie, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of homies
We are homies
I got your back
You got mine,
I’ll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn’t matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
Needs a mend
I’ll be right there
Till the end
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don’t worry
Let go of your fears
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We’ll be homies
Till the end!!!!
show your homies how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a true homie, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of homies
You and me walk on toilet paper
Oprah and Stedman walk in mansions, because they’re rich.
Beyonce and Jay-z walk on the red carpet, because they’re famous.
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da shit.
Send to all your realest friends. I betta get this back ; )
if you get this back
1 time-u only have a friend that feels sorry for you
2 times- you just bugg the shit out of people
3 times- nice friend
4 times- you down like yung joc
5 & more- give yourself a slap on the ass you have a crew
Beyonce and Jay-z walk on the red carpet, because they’re famous.
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da shit.
Send to all your realest friends. I betta get this back ; )
if you get this back
1 time-u only have a friend that feels sorry for you
2 times- you just bugg the shit out of people
3 times- nice friend
4 times- you down like yung joc
5 & more- give yourself a slap on the ass you have a crew
40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST
1. What do you want for your Birthday?
2. Who will be your next kiss?
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
5. When was the last time you went out?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
8. What are you wearing right now?
9. What was your last purchase?
10. Last meal eaten?
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
13. Do you have a pet?
14. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
15. What’s the most played song on your iTunes?
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
19. What’s your favorite soup?
20. Do you miss anyone?
21. Last play you saw?
22. What are your plans for the day?
23. Last person you msg’d?
24. Ever go to camp?
25. Were you an honour roll student in school?
26. What do you know about the future?
27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
28. Where are your best friends located?
29. Do you have a tan?
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
31. Who was the first person who made you cry?
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
32. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
33. How do you like your pop?
34. Do you like hot sauce?
35. Next time you’ll take a shower?
36. What’s the last movie you saw at home?
37. What is your current mood?
38. Are you someone’s best friend?
39. Have you ever been to Virginia?
40. What are you doing right now?
2. Who will be your next kiss?
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
5. When was the last time you went out?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
8. What are you wearing right now?
9. What was your last purchase?
10. Last meal eaten?
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
13. Do you have a pet?
14. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
15. What’s the most played song on your iTunes?
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
19. What’s your favorite soup?
20. Do you miss anyone?
21. Last play you saw?
22. What are your plans for the day?
23. Last person you msg’d?
24. Ever go to camp?
25. Were you an honour roll student in school?
26. What do you know about the future?
27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
28. Where are your best friends located?
29. Do you have a tan?
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
31. Who was the first person who made you cry?
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
32. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
33. How do you like your pop?
34. Do you like hot sauce?
35. Next time you’ll take a shower?
36. What’s the last movie you saw at home?
37. What is your current mood?
38. Are you someone’s best friend?
39. Have you ever been to Virginia?
40. What are you doing right now?
Newfie Girlz
NEWFIE GIRLZ
NEWFY GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,
IT TAKES A NEWFIE GIRL TO WIN A FELLA’S HEART.
PHILLIPINO GIRLS ARE TAN,
JAMAICAN GIRLS GOT FLOW,
BUT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST LOOKING GIRL,
NEWFOUNDLAND IS WHERE YA GOTTA GO. WHITE GIRLS ARE WILD,
BLACK GIRLS ARE FUN,
BUT A NEWFY GURL IS NUMBER ONE!
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS - NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
BUT A CHICK OUT OF NEWFOUNDLAND WILL ALWAYS RATE THE BEST.
TO ANY MAN WHO READS THIS AND TRULY WANTS TO KNOW:
IF YOU HAVE A NEWFY GIRL, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET HER GO!!!
NEWFY GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,
IT TAKES A NEWFIE GIRL TO WIN A FELLA’S HEART.
PHILLIPINO GIRLS ARE TAN,
JAMAICAN GIRLS GOT FLOW,
BUT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST LOOKING GIRL,
NEWFOUNDLAND IS WHERE YA GOTTA GO. WHITE GIRLS ARE WILD,
BLACK GIRLS ARE FUN,
BUT A NEWFY GURL IS NUMBER ONE!
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS - NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
BUT A CHICK OUT OF NEWFOUNDLAND WILL ALWAYS RATE THE BEST.
TO ANY MAN WHO READS THIS AND TRULY WANTS TO KNOW:
IF YOU HAVE A NEWFY GIRL, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET HER GO!!!
Penis requests a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
Reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work @ great depths.
* I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do.
* I don’t get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
—–
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You don’t work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You don’t always follow the orders of the management team.
* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You don’t take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of ur shift
Reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work @ great depths.
* I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do.
* I don’t get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
—–
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You don’t work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You don’t always follow the orders of the management team.
* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You don’t take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of ur shift
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