Ways To Say Somebody Is Stupid
Driveway doesn’t quite reach the garage/street.
Any slower and he’d be in reverse.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Got a life, but wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Her sewing machine’s been out of thread for some time now.
Lives in the same world, but a different universe.
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