THIS IS A TOAST……TO US….FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know you are really pretty.
If you break the chain, you’ll have ugliness for 10 years.
So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty
Wednesday, 12 September 2007
You’re the Peanut to my Butter.
you’re the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,
you’re the STAR to my BURST,
you’re the M to my M,
you’re the POP to my TART,
you’re the MILKY to my WAY,
you’re the FRUIT to my LOOP,
you’re the MILK to my DUDS,
you’re the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
you’re the ICE to my CREAM,
you’re the GHETTO to my BOOTY,
but mostly….
you’re the BEST TO MY FRIEND
SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME IF YOU LOVE ME)
you’re the STAR to my BURST,
you’re the M to my M,
you’re the POP to my TART,
you’re the MILKY to my WAY,
you’re the FRUIT to my LOOP,
you’re the MILK to my DUDS,
you’re the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
you’re the ICE to my CREAM,
you’re the GHETTO to my BOOTY,
but mostly….
you’re the BEST TO MY FRIEND
SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME IF YOU LOVE ME)
Love your Homies Day
I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!…Today is love your homies day. Send this to all your homies and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then your LOVED!
We are homies
I got your back
You got mine,
I’ll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn’t matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
Needs a mend
I’ll be right there
Till the end
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don’t worry
Let go of your fears
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We’ll be homies
Till the end!!!!
show your homies how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a true homie, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of homies
We are homies
I got your back
You got mine,
I’ll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn’t matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
Needs a mend
I’ll be right there
Till the end
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don’t worry
Let go of your fears
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We’ll be homies
Till the end!!!!
show your homies how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a true homie, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you’ll know you have a circle of homies
You and me walk on toilet paper
Oprah and Stedman walk in mansions, because they’re rich.
Beyonce and Jay-z walk on the red carpet, because they’re famous.
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da shit.
Send to all your realest friends. I betta get this back ; )
if you get this back
1 time-u only have a friend that feels sorry for you
2 times- you just bugg the shit out of people
3 times- nice friend
4 times- you down like yung joc
5 & more- give yourself a slap on the ass you have a crew
Beyonce and Jay-z walk on the red carpet, because they’re famous.
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da shit.
Send to all your realest friends. I betta get this back ; )
if you get this back
1 time-u only have a friend that feels sorry for you
2 times- you just bugg the shit out of people
3 times- nice friend
4 times- you down like yung joc
5 & more- give yourself a slap on the ass you have a crew
40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST
1. What do you want for your Birthday?
2. Who will be your next kiss?
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
5. When was the last time you went out?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
8. What are you wearing right now?
9. What was your last purchase?
10. Last meal eaten?
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
13. Do you have a pet?
14. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
15. What’s the most played song on your iTunes?
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
19. What’s your favorite soup?
20. Do you miss anyone?
21. Last play you saw?
22. What are your plans for the day?
23. Last person you msg’d?
24. Ever go to camp?
25. Were you an honour roll student in school?
26. What do you know about the future?
27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
28. Where are your best friends located?
29. Do you have a tan?
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
31. Who was the first person who made you cry?
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
32. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
33. How do you like your pop?
34. Do you like hot sauce?
35. Next time you’ll take a shower?
36. What’s the last movie you saw at home?
37. What is your current mood?
38. Are you someone’s best friend?
39. Have you ever been to Virginia?
40. What are you doing right now?
2. Who will be your next kiss?
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
5. When was the last time you went out?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
8. What are you wearing right now?
9. What was your last purchase?
10. Last meal eaten?
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
13. Do you have a pet?
14. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
15. What’s the most played song on your iTunes?
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
19. What’s your favorite soup?
20. Do you miss anyone?
21. Last play you saw?
22. What are your plans for the day?
23. Last person you msg’d?
24. Ever go to camp?
25. Were you an honour roll student in school?
26. What do you know about the future?
27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
28. Where are your best friends located?
29. Do you have a tan?
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
31. Who was the first person who made you cry?
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
32. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
33. How do you like your pop?
34. Do you like hot sauce?
35. Next time you’ll take a shower?
36. What’s the last movie you saw at home?
37. What is your current mood?
38. Are you someone’s best friend?
39. Have you ever been to Virginia?
40. What are you doing right now?
Newfie Girlz
NEWFIE GIRLZ
NEWFY GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,
IT TAKES A NEWFIE GIRL TO WIN A FELLA’S HEART.
PHILLIPINO GIRLS ARE TAN,
JAMAICAN GIRLS GOT FLOW,
BUT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST LOOKING GIRL,
NEWFOUNDLAND IS WHERE YA GOTTA GO. WHITE GIRLS ARE WILD,
BLACK GIRLS ARE FUN,
BUT A NEWFY GURL IS NUMBER ONE!
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS - NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
BUT A CHICK OUT OF NEWFOUNDLAND WILL ALWAYS RATE THE BEST.
TO ANY MAN WHO READS THIS AND TRULY WANTS TO KNOW:
IF YOU HAVE A NEWFY GIRL, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET HER GO!!!
NEWFY GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,
IT TAKES A NEWFIE GIRL TO WIN A FELLA’S HEART.
PHILLIPINO GIRLS ARE TAN,
JAMAICAN GIRLS GOT FLOW,
BUT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST LOOKING GIRL,
NEWFOUNDLAND IS WHERE YA GOTTA GO. WHITE GIRLS ARE WILD,
BLACK GIRLS ARE FUN,
BUT A NEWFY GURL IS NUMBER ONE!
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS - NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
BUT A CHICK OUT OF NEWFOUNDLAND WILL ALWAYS RATE THE BEST.
TO ANY MAN WHO READS THIS AND TRULY WANTS TO KNOW:
IF YOU HAVE A NEWFY GIRL, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET HER GO!!!
Penis requests a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
Reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work @ great depths.
* I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do.
* I don’t get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
—–
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You don’t work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You don’t always follow the orders of the management team.
* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You don’t take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of ur shift
Reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work @ great depths.
* I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do.
* I don’t get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
—–
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You don’t work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You don’t always follow the orders of the management team.
* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You don’t take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of ur shift
True Friendship
True Friendship
Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against th e sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask;
“because you are my friend”.
Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against th e sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask;
“because you are my friend”.
Pass this hug
……. /////………
…….(^_^)……..
…o—-( . )—-o…
………/..\……..
…………………
Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!
1-5 HUGS….Your on
someones mind!
5-10 HUGS…Someone
likes you!
10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you!
15-20 HUGS..WOW! you
are really loved by alot
…….(^_^)……..
…o—-( . )—-o…
………/..\……..
…………………
Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!
1-5 HUGS….Your on
someones mind!
5-10 HUGS…Someone
likes you!
10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you!
15-20 HUGS..WOW! you
are really loved by alot
Friendship Prayer
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch..
AMEN
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch..
AMEN
YOU KNOW YOU IZ GHETTO IF
1. You call in work sick a day or two in advance
2. You ask yo family & friends ” Are u gonna eat that” at dinner
3. You just let the house phone ring cause you don’t feel like gettin up, but will run a mile to answer yo cell
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of juat pushing the button on the T.V.
6. You think you can fix any T.V. or Radio just by hitting it a few times real hard
7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8. You still eat fruit loops, cereal for breakfast
9. You was to busy to notice number 5
10. You actually scrolled back?up to check that it was no 5
11. And now you laughing at your stupidity
12.?Now you thinking this thing is gettin scary
13. REPOST IF YOU FELL FOR THIS, U KNOW YOU DID
SEND THIS TO EVERY GHETTO PERSON YOU KNOW!!
2. You ask yo family & friends ” Are u gonna eat that” at dinner
3. You just let the house phone ring cause you don’t feel like gettin up, but will run a mile to answer yo cell
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of juat pushing the button on the T.V.
6. You think you can fix any T.V. or Radio just by hitting it a few times real hard
7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8. You still eat fruit loops, cereal for breakfast
9. You was to busy to notice number 5
10. You actually scrolled back?up to check that it was no 5
11. And now you laughing at your stupidity
12.?Now you thinking this thing is gettin scary
13. REPOST IF YOU FELL FOR THIS, U KNOW YOU DID
SEND THIS TO EVERY GHETTO PERSON YOU KNOW!!
Answer to your question
Hey!!!! I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it’s Chlamydia you’ve got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn’t want to talk to your parents about it so I didn’t mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back
P.S. I heard Shopper’s has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And don’t worry, it doesn’t have any alcohol so it won’t burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
HAHAHA…. JUST JOKING… send this to all your friends who need a laugh…teeheehee
P.S. I heard Shopper’s has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And don’t worry, it doesn’t have any alcohol so it won’t burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
HAHAHA…. JUST JOKING… send this to all your friends who need a laugh…teeheehee
Fill in the blank
FILL IT IN AND REPOST ON MY WALL…this should be interesting!
Dear {name},
I _________ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I’d __________. Remember that time when _______? I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Dear {name},
I _________ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I’d __________. Remember that time when _______? I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
You are amazing.
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don’t get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they lose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes
Ways To Say Somebody Is Stupid
Ways To Say Somebody Is Stupid
Driveway doesn’t quite reach the garage/street.
Any slower and he’d be in reverse.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Got a life, but wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Her sewing machine’s been out of thread for some time now.
Lives in the same world, but a different universe.
Driveway doesn’t quite reach the garage/street.
Any slower and he’d be in reverse.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Got a life, but wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Her sewing machine’s been out of thread for some time now.
Lives in the same world, but a different universe.
Fill in about me
Fill in about me
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do/Did you have a crush on me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When’s the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do/Did you have a crush on me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When’s the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
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I want it so bad
I really shouldn’t be asking you, but I want it so bad.
Don’t get me wrong it’s just that I haven’t had it in such a long time.
I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I need it, I’m so desperate… u must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it, sucking all the juice out until there’s no more left.
This has been on my mind all day long and I hope I’m not being too forward, I’m usually not this aggressive……….
but can I have a piece of gum?
Don’t get me wrong it’s just that I haven’t had it in such a long time.
I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I need it, I’m so desperate… u must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it, sucking all the juice out until there’s no more left.
This has been on my mind all day long and I hope I’m not being too forward, I’m usually not this aggressive……….
but can I have a piece of gum?
Woman’s Poem
WOMAN’s POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
pray he’s gainfully employed,
And,when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
pray he’s gainfully employed,
And,when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
This is a cat
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
You know you grew up in the 80/90s if…
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80’s or early 90’s IF-
1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE.”
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the “Fresh Prince of Belair”
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock.”
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to “Duck Tales.”
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original “T
1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE.”
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the “Fresh Prince of Belair”
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock.”
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to “Duck Tales.”
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original “T
You are my fuckin’ best friend
Dear Fucker ♥ You are my fuckin’ best friend ♥ And I hope that U know thats fuckin true ♥ No matter what the fuck happens ♥ I will stand the fuck by you ♥ I will fuckin be there for U ♥ Whenever the fuck you need me ♥ To lend a fuckin hand ♥ To do a fuckin good deed ♥ So fuckin count on me ♥ Whenever the fuck you need me Fuck, I will always be there ♥ Even to the bitter fuckin end ♥ Send this promise to all your fuckin friends and watch who sends it back and if they don’t send it back ♥ FUCK THEM !
Over Legal Limits
DAMMIT…
I’M SO FREAKIN’ MAD!!!
I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF BEING OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS.
THEY’RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT.
SO…
YOU COMIN’ OR WHAT?!?
SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS…
IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES THEN IT MEANS THAT YOU’RE ONE SEXY BITCH :)
I’M SO FREAKIN’ MAD!!!
I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF BEING OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS.
THEY’RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT.
SO…
YOU COMIN’ OR WHAT?!?
SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS…
IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES THEN IT MEANS THAT YOU’RE ONE SEXY BITCH :)
Spread the legs
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of ur friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one u think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked u, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as u can (c’mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Plz, dont worry about same gender fucking its HOT.
7- U should most definitely get started fuckin’ right away!
This is about showin every1 how much u care 4them & HOW BAD U WANT THEIR ASS! Make every1 feel a little loved (N roughed up!). Plz dont take this too personally BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU
F.U.C.K
Stands For
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we’ll F.U.C.K forever Send this to 10 people & 1
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked u, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as u can (c’mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Plz, dont worry about same gender fucking its HOT.
7- U should most definitely get started fuckin’ right away!
This is about showin every1 how much u care 4them & HOW BAD U WANT THEIR ASS! Make every1 feel a little loved (N roughed up!). Plz dont take this too personally BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU
F.U.C.K
Stands For
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we’ll F.U.C.K forever Send this to 10 people & 1
If I was in ur bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
:) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed…you might be surprised by the answers you get back
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
:) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed…you might be surprised by the answers you get back
Men have 2 heads
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile… If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don’t have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You’re it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you’re even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train…
Real Friends / Fake Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
Just had a checkup today
JUST HAD A CHECK UP TODAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SEXY, I’M ALLERGIC TO HATERS, MY BLOOD TYPE IS B (AS IN BALLIN) I HAVE A VIRUS CALLED TSFMOG WHICH STANDS FOR TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD….USE CAUTION WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE IT’S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS……..PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW!
if a kiss was a raindrop
if a kiss was a raindrop… I’d send you showers. ♥If hugs were a second… I’d send you hours. ♥If smiles were water… I’d send you the sea. ♥ If friendship was a person… I’d send you me. ♥If you don’t send this to at least 10 people… So that they know that you appreciate them. ♥ This poem shows lots of appreciation… So send this to all of your friends and let them know you care ♥friends ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO YOU CAN’T GET THEM BACK SO I’M GOING TO tie YOU TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME!♥ SEE HOW MANY YOU GET BACK ♥
My Poke Game
This is My Poke Game Poke me and you get Poked Back Already Started with (Name) and (Other Name) hahahaha Lets Play the Poke Game~*~*~*~*~*~*~* START NOW POKE A FRIEND TODAY!!!
Describe me in one word
****Describe me in ONE WORD - just one. and write it on my wall, then paste this on all your friends’ walls and see how many different things people think about you****
Promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. Me
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
International Disadvantaged People’s Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend…just as I’ve done.
I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…
You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend…just as I’ve done.
I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…
You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special
Prettiest Moms on my friends list
Prettiest Moms on my Friends list! Once you have been hit, you have
to hit 15 pretty Moms.
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys.
I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked, pooped, chewed, or peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn’t
want to put them down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn’t
stop the hurt.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
Before I was a Mom - I didn’t know the feeling of having my heart
outside my body.
I didn’t know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn’t know that something so small could make me feel so important
and happy.
I didn’t know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom
to hit 15 pretty Moms.
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys.
I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked, pooped, chewed, or peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn’t
want to put them down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn’t
stop the hurt.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
Before I was a Mom - I didn’t know the feeling of having my heart
outside my body.
I didn’t know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn’t know that something so small could make me feel so important
and happy.
I didn’t know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
1) That’s not right………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………… Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…….. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…………… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table……. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
:) I think you need a face lift……….. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week……. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………….. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile…. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive…… Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…………………
……………. Fa Kin Su Pah
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………… Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…….. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…………… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table……. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
:) I think you need a face lift……….. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week……. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………….. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile…. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive…… Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…………………
……………. Fa Kin Su Pah
To My Girls
TO MY GIRLS,
heres to the shit we talk,
the guys we stalk,
the way we shop,
the laughs we can’t stop,
the gossip we spill,
the looks that could kill,
to having eachothers back,
to the next morning getting the facts,
downing the beers,
spilling the tears,
we’ll stay together through all the years, cause your one of my girls and
I LOVE YOU♥
heres to the shit we talk,
the guys we stalk,
the way we shop,
the laughs we can’t stop,
the gossip we spill,
the looks that could kill,
to having eachothers back,
to the next morning getting the facts,
downing the beers,
spilling the tears,
we’ll stay together through all the years, cause your one of my girls and
I LOVE YOU♥
What does your name stand for?
What does your name stand for?
T: You’re loyal to those you love.
I: You have a fine ass.
N: You are one of the best in bed. oh my!!!!!..lol
A: Oral sex is a natural talent
Now do yours!
A :Oral sex is a natural talent
B: You like people
C : you like to drink
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You are a damn good kisser.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You know how to use your tongue
I :You have a fine ass.
J : You live life for fun.
K: You have many blonde moments.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : One to have fun.
N : You are one of the best in bed.
O : You are dead sexy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You’re loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judge mental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : You’re Fucking crazy.
Z : You’re Always ready.
T: You’re loyal to those you love.
I: You have a fine ass.
N: You are one of the best in bed. oh my!!!!!..lol
A: Oral sex is a natural talent
Now do yours!
A :Oral sex is a natural talent
B: You like people
C : you like to drink
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You are a damn good kisser.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You know how to use your tongue
I :You have a fine ass.
J : You live life for fun.
K: You have many blonde moments.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : One to have fun.
N : You are one of the best in bed.
O : You are dead sexy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You’re loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judge mental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : You’re Fucking crazy.
Z : You’re Always ready.
FInd a guy who......
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s her.”
U have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!…………
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life.
Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain
U have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!…………
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life.
Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain
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